I play League of Legends.
2. Ez lay
Please fill out a 1040 or 1040ez form to file your taxes.
Your whole family literally just got slaughtered.
4. Some people don’t think it be like it is but it do.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
5. Welp
I’ve got diarrhea.
6. Who are you calling electrons?
“A Uranium atom has 6 valence electrons.”
7. Yeah…
“Let’s open the spreadsheet and look through those numbers again.”
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8. 2-year-old
This is my 2-year-old daughter.
9. Sparky, no!
We just got our dog’s ashes back from the vet.
10. Whoops
Your car is on fire.
11. *wink*
Pass the salt.
Your fetus has tested positive for Down Syndrome.
13. Sorry.
You have been diagnosed with cancer.
