Sylvie Quinn

I am a naughty forest nymph, and the author of Real Sex Stories: That Will Make You Really Horny. Read at the risk of getting turned on again and again.

43 People Describe The Best Sex They’ve Ever Had In Exactly Five Words

1. “Her titties were the bun.” 2. “My vagina smiled that night.” 3. “Kisses, fondling, pawing, tickling, plunging.” 4. “She blowed like a pro.” 5. “My pussy plus giant cock.” 6. “We jerked off together first.”…
17 Reasons Drunk Sex Is Just Better

Hurrah for drunk sex! 1. Alcohol is the best way to lubricate an evening—to get in someone’s pants and arrive at the portion of a date (or random hook-up) when…
10 Reasons Women Prefer Masturbating To Sex Sometimes (Even In A Relationship)

1. You get to be selfish without feeling selfish. When no one else is in the sexual equation, you don’t have to feel bad about prioritizing your sensual needs. Masturbating…
Inner Monologue Of A Person Giving A Blow Job

Giving an impromptu blow job pretty much grants automatic street cred to the dick sucker; and in that way, it’s a total win-win. He’s gonna get his dick sucked; I’m…
23 Purely Naked Truths About Nudism

1. IT’S NOT ABOUT SEX, YOU PERVERT! Although there’s a common perception that nudist clubs, beaches, and resorts are freewheeling havens for swingers and voyeurs, public sex is forbidden at…
50 Never Have I Ever Questions That Will Help You Spot The Most Sexually Experienced Person In Your Friend Group

You can count on a solid never have I ever question to prompt some seriously cringeworthy truth-telling amongst friends. These never have I evers are the perfect foundation for a…
15 Women Reveal The One Secret To Amazing Sex That They Wish All Men Knew

1. Don’t stop means don’t stop When I say “don’t stop” that means you should continue exactly what you are doing. Don’t take that as a sign to speed up,…
30 Dirty Jokes About Love And Marriage That Are Kind Of Offensive (But Also Hilarious)

1. What’s the difference between a wife and a job? After 10 years, a job still sucks. 2. What do wives and hurricanes have in common? On arrival, they’re wet…
82 People Confess The CRAZY Misconceptions They Had About Sex When They Were Kids

Found on AskReddit. 1. I thought condoms were a piece of candy you ate so you didn’t get pregnant. “Thought condoms were a piece of candy you ate so you…
50 People Confess The Absolute Worst Reason They Ever Had Sex With Anyone

Found on AskReddit. 1. Because he had a micropenis. “Because he had a micropenis. 🙁 It was like sucking on a button.” 2. Because I needed his WiFi password. “My…