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Guys Without Abs Should Basically Kill Themselves

I’m glad that were finally getting to a point in our society and culture where women are allowed to objectify men’s bodies to the same degree that women have been…
Monsanto Is Afraid Of This Guy; And He Just Might Have Solved World Hunger

This guy is changing the world and showing the corporations that we don’t need them to survive, all we need is ingenuity, and a little bit of compassion for others.
Don’t Forget To Inspect Your Anus For Brown Recluse Spiders

Scientists are recommending that during brown recluse paranoia season (now), it would be prudent to spend an hour or two a day squatting over a mirror with a flashlight, inspecting…
7 Ways To Remember How Important You Are

1. Remember That Your Friends Aren’t Doing Well Either.
Criticism as Censorship: How America Is Embracing Limited Speech

“This is poorly written. This ‘article’ is bad. You should be ashamed.”
PETA President Allowing Poor People To Suck His Dick For Money

Shouldn’t PETA just donate money to the needy without hidden conditions or restrictions?
Woman Makes Spreadsheet Of Every Time Strangers Refused Sex

One brave woman (me) decided to make a spreadsheet of all the times I have been denied sex by men that I encounter on the street or while waiting in…
An Inside Look At Sarah Palin’s New Network

This show follows Bristol Palin around as she continues to capitalize on her teenage pregnancy while advocating for abstinence. Openly referring to her child as a mistake, Bristol is seen…
This Hamas Version Of Wondershowzen Is The Best Thing On Television

In a Hamas-led Gaza, the mouse is used to indoctrinate future soldiers of Islam; bred to die a hero’s death, detonating a bomb strapped to their chest in front of…
Before You Criticize The Death Penalty, Consider These 8 Benefits

I like justice and I like seeing people die.