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Well We Can At Least Be Thankful That Women Are Underrepresented In NASCAR
Last night, Tony Stewart, a hot-headed NASCAR driver with emotional problems, ran over a colleague in a race in upstate NY. The young man he hit, Kevin Ward Jr., sadly…
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13 Ways To Fix The TMNT Movie
Andy is in in turtle jail for murdering his wife.
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Is This Idris Elba’s Dick?
It looks like something’s going on in his pants.
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Why You Should Never Donate To Charity
Charity is more often than not, an entirely selfish endeavor.
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7 Things Mothers Are REALLY Tired Of Hearing
“You shouldn’t smoke near your child.”
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Twitter Comedian Takes Pic Of Celebrity Without Realizing It
It seems the funnyman has become the butt of many jokes after posting a picture of man on the NY subway without realizing who the man actually was.
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5 Things I Wish Someone Told Me Before I Became A Parent
In a world where American children are at an extremely high risk of being bullied to the point of suicide, becoming victims of sexual assault, or catching the Ebola virus,…
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The New Facebook Messenger Records Your Children As They Sleep
Just what the hell are you doing with all of our private information Facebook? Why are you trying to jack off to pictures of my son while he’s sleeping?
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Breastfeeding: So When Olivia Wilde Does It’s Hot To Jack Off To, But When I Do It It’s A Crime?
My opponents took the (popular) stance that breastfeeding is wrong, and they compared it to bestiality after suggesting that I should be stoned to death for bonding with my child.
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I’m A Famous Radio Star!!!
Last night, the producer of the Walton and Johnson radio show asked me to come on the air to talk about how I breastfeed my son Mason who is just…

