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Clothing Optional: What It’s Like To Be A Nudist
It is 1:33 a.m. on a Saturday night and I am at church. Or more precisely, I am standing on the roof of a Ukrainian cathedral in North Melbourne. “I…
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Five Things Drunk People Like To Do
Alcohol can punk you like that. It will be like, “I’m going to take you on a funny crazy ride and then drop you off on the corner of Darkness…
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Rashida Jones Has Something To Say About Porn, And We Should All Listen
“That message—that really homogenized, myopic message—that your sex is the thing that makes you valuable—that is your currency—that limits women’s choices.”
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Colonics: Helpful Or Full Of Shit?
For many people, colon hydrotherapy (or colonics) is a frightening concept. The thought of a stranger sticking a tube up your ass to suck the shit out of it is,…
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Should You Be A Slut?
I sat cross-legged on an off-white couch, eyeing the clock at my weekly therapy appointment. It’s not that I don’t enjoy therapy. I actually find it very balancing. It’s probably…
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I Can’t Deny That I’m ‘A Smoker’ Anymore (And That Cigarettes Make Me Feel Cool)
Back when I wore Juicy tracksuits sincerely and had yet to reclaim Adidas. When my sexual encyclopedia was written exclusively by Carrie Bradshaw and a few friends’ older sisters. When…
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9 ‘PG-13’ Ways You Know Sex With Him Is Going To Be Good
1. He keeps his nails trimmed. Nobody wants to hook up with someone who has hands like those claw arcade games. Someone who keeps up with personal hygiene, and that…
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11 Women Get Brutally Honest About What It’s Really Like To Give A Blow Job
Without further delay, let us find out the real truth.
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This Is What Women Want When We Say We Want Rough Sex
“I am going to fuck you. I am going to fuck you very hard, and it is going to hurt.”
