43 People Confess The Kinky Sex Acts They’d Love To Do (But Are Afraid To Ask Their Partners)

Found on AskReddit.

1. Spank my ass so hard you leave a handprint.

“Don’t try to make me orgasm just use me to get off. Also, spank my ass, I friggin’ LOVE that, leave a damn handprint!”

2. Call me your whore, and I will melt for you like butter.

“Don’t be afraid to be rough with me. Hold me down, slap my ass, call me your whore, and I will melt for you like butter.”

3. I want her to put a fox-tail butt plug in my butt and pet me.

“I want her to put a fox-tail butt plug in my butt and pet me while talking about my cute tail and calling me a cute fox.”

4. Smash layered birthday cakes into my face.

“I want my partner to smash layered birthday cakes into my face.”

5. I want to be choked until I pass out and dragged around and fucked mercilessly.

“I want to be choked until I pass out and dragged around and fucked mercilessly.”

6. I want to have sex with a girl with a full-grown bush.

“I want to have sex with a girl with a full-grown bush. Everyone my age just always shaves and I get it because it’s what society says is acceptable but it’s gotten to a point where I’m tired of seeing the same bald vagina when I’m having sex.”

7. Can I call you daddy?

“Can I call you daddy?”

8. I like girls to lick my ass…which doesn’t usually happen.

“I like girls to lick my ass. It…doesn’t really ever go over well. First time? It’s happened, but not usually.”

9. I want to see her pee.

“I want to see her pee.”

10. Spank me hard and call me a dirty whore.

“Spank me hard and call me a dirty whore. Most guys are like ‘WTF’ and they don’t want to because they don’t want to hurt me, at least the first time. Also, I’d like a cum mustache.”

11. Put on a furry suit and growl at me.

“I would want to ask her if she would put on a furry suit and growl at me.”

12. Let me put a collar on her and tug it as she’s about to orgasm.

“Yeah. That’s it.”

13. I wanna get rough as fuck.

“I wanna get rough as fuck. but you cant just ask her out rough she wants it outright. She has to initiate it a little bit. After the first time though it’s easier to vocalize this, though.”

14. Choke me while you’re fucking me.

“This one time my ex let me choke him while I was fucking him. It was so sexy to me. I would never ask for that on the first time though, because…well, that’s psychotic.”

15. I have always wanted someone to toss my salad.

“I have always wanted someone to toss my salad. Never done it before, but that takes someone 1. Wanting to tiddle the doody pooty hole 2. Extra prep ahead of time which doesn’t really happen because usually it’s a one-night coincidence.”

16. I’d really like to be pegged….

“I’d really like to be pegged. Also I’d like her to put on some very specific items of clothing, and to leave them on during the act. And for her to treat me like I’m just a fleshy sex toy.”

17. …and she’d really like to peg you.

“Pegging. I’d love to peg a guy. I’m into all the femdom shit. But I’m such a wimpy unassuming virgin of a girl that anyone that enters a relationship with me probably won’t be expecting me to want to enter into him. Repeatedly. Maybe I’ll just stick to women. It’s so hard to find other women that are into women, tho.”

18. I want her to let me shout obscenities at her.

“Shouting obscenities. She always calls me out for using obscene words, even if she only overhears me speaking with a friend over the phone. I tried doing this once and she jumped from my dick, slapped me across the face, and didn’t let me touch her for the rest of the night. I try to keep silent ever since.”

19. I want to bite her ass while we’re doing 69.

“69 and if she minds if I bite her ass (not to the point of puncture wounds obviously but lightly) while we’re doing it.”

20. I’d like to tie her up and be pretty rough with her.

“I’d like to tie her up and be pretty rough with her. But Jesus. I can’t help but think how scared shitless just bringing this up to someone not into it would be.”

21. I want to eat a sandwich in bed, George Costanza style.

“A sandwich. George Constanza style.”

22. Stimulate my male G-spot, please.

“Prostate stimulation. Most chicks dig it, though.”

23. Smack my ass like it owes you money.

“1) smack my ass like it owes you money.
2) pull my hair like this is a game of tug-o-war and you’re in it to win it.
3) call me your filthy, dirty little whore.
4) get rougher than 40-grit sandpaper.”

24. A plate of girl ass, please.

“I want to eat the girl’s ass.”

25. Grabbing hair, spanking, a little choking.

“Rough sex, I like grabbing hair, spanking, a little choking if they’re into it, getting scratched and bit. I feel like it’s too much the first time.”

26. I want to fist her ass.

To fist her ass.

27. Her ass, my face.

“For her to sit on my face.”

28. I want Benny Hill music playing in the background.

“To play Benny Hill music.”

29. Whisper in my right ear.

“I really get off on whispering in my right ear. My left ear is worthless for this. Not that I’m deaf in it or anything, its just weird, I can’t explain it. In my right ear, though, certain sounds feel so goddamn good. Like, airy, clippy sounds. I can’t explain it in words, it’s just certain sounds. And if you make them in my right ear, it’s amazing. That’s what I want from people during sex. I literally don’t care about anything else. I am a very simple person. I want you to make sounds in my ear, I want you to occasionally massage my hand (because it hurts all the time due to an injury), and I want you to be generally nice to me. If you do those three things, and come on, these are really low-bar items, I would do pretty much anything for you. Goddamn, I have such low standards.”

30. I want people to be a lot rougher with me than they think they can be.

“I want people to be a lot rougher with me than they think they can be. I like letting the guy take charge but a lot of guys seem hesitant to really be in control at first, like they aren’t sure it’s what I really want. I will say though I do love when people are clear with me about what they want, even the first time. One time I was going down on this guy for the first time and he asked me to put a finger up his butt hahahaha. Once I got over the initial surprise (that I didn’t show) that he had just asked me that right off the bat I very enthusiastically fingered that bumhole!”

31. Lights on, please.

“I want to leave the lights on. Makes it easier to see and do everything.”

32. I like being sexually tortured.

“I just want to be choked, spanked, slapped, called daddy’s little girl or some other odd pet name while they do the dirtiest stuff to me. I like being sexually tortured for lack of better terms. Boundaries pushed. Little odd to bring up on a first encounter, of course.”

33. Mutual warm-water enema marathon.

“Keep in mind, this assumes she has fully evacuated her bowels first (off to a sexy start. I want us to jump in the shower together. I want to wash her and have her wash me completely and thoroughly while we make out and kind of grope around. Then I want to give her a couple quick warm water enemas, just to flush out any remnants. I’ll soap up her asshole really well. First, as I’m cleaning back there, I’ll let a digit or two slip in, eased by the soap. Next, I’ll slowly work in my middle finger and ring finger and kiss her deeply until she feels relaxed and comfortable.

Then I’ll stick my dick in her ass.

After a few quick and gentle pumps, I want to start pissing inside of her; basically a piss enema. After she’s filled up, I want to take out my cock and have her face me with it hanging just below her; I then want her to piss on it. When she is done I want to lift her up and ease her ass onto my soaked cock. We’ll be covered in each other’s piss and I’ll fuck her ass until I cum inside.

Then I’ll lovingly administer a few more warm water enemas to get her nice and clean. We’ll lovingly wash each other down again. Then we’ll snuggle comfortably in a nice, big, warm bed. In the middle of the night, we’ll press our freshly washed bodies together and be so turned on by the earlier events that we’ll just have to have sex again; perhaps more conventional sex, but made hotter by the thought of being soaked in each other’s cum and piss.

So yeah, you can imagine why I’m afraid to ask for that.”

34. Talk to me in a raunchy English accent.

“Talk to me in a raunchy English accent. I’d melt.”

35. Go down on me after cumming inside me.

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“I like having my man of the night go down on me after cumming inside me.

I also like my asshole eaten vigorously.

I never ask about either, strictly volunteers only.”

36. I’m hot for dirty talk—the filthier, the better.

“I’ve always been hot for for dirty talk—the filthier, the better. Nobody’s seemed to mind when I do it, but every time I’ve asked someone to talk back to me, they’ve gotten stage fright and were taken out of the moment trying to come up with something on the spot.”

37. No eye contact.

“Don’t look me in the face. Just bend me over and fuck me, without any eye contact. Please.”

“To wrap my hands around her throat, or put a collar on her that I can tug on, especially as she’s about to orgasm.

Slamming a girl against your system with your hands gripping her throat and controlling exactly how much oxygen she gets is one of my favorite power-fuck moves.

Also, to tie her up with the rope looping between her neck and wrists behind her back, so I have something I can pull on that will both tighten around her throat, and put pressure on her joints, forcing her to choose whether to endure some pain by relaxing her arms, or go without oxygen for a while by tightening them so her joints aren’t stretched. (Note: If you try this at home, careful not to tie it in such a way that friction causes it to stay tight once you release!)”

38. Choke me while fucking me to the point where I can’t breathe and my neck gets bruised.

“I want to get choked while being fucked…to the point where I can’t breathe and my neck gets bruised.”

39. Seeking permission to put my thumb in her butthole while hitting it from the back.

“Permission to put my thumb in her butthole when I hit it from the back.”

40. Two-way ass-eating, please.

“Analingus/rim job, eating ass—both giving and receiving.”

41. I wish I had asked her to jack it with the T-rex arm.

“I dated a gal with one arm way back in the day. Well, she had two, but one was a little three-inch-long Tyrannosaurus arm with a thumb and two fingers. We couldn’t do doggy style ’cause she was tripodded and kept falling over. Anyway, I wish I had asked her to jack it with the T-rex arm. She never used it for anything. The skin would be baby soft. Not that I want to get jacked off by a baby or anything like that. It was just such a missed opportunity.”

42. Bite my neck, hard, when I’m about to cum.

“Bite my neck, hard, when I’m about to cum. It turns me into putty, but everyone’s scared of hurting me…”

43. I’d settle for having sex with a man who is willing to actually do anything besides lie there.

“I’d settle for having sex with a man who is willing to actually do anything besides lie there.

I wish my partner would be more active during sex. He always just pulls me on top of him and I have to do all the work, very frustrating. The worst part is I’ve asked for him to do more and try to ‘guide’ him, but he just continues doing nothing after a few seconds. Took me months to get him to stop just laying there silently.

It was way more upsetting writing this than I expected.”