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Here’s What Happened When I Slept With My Best Friend

Neither of us intended for it to happen. Katie had been my best friend since childhood. It was a friendship first orchestrated by our parents. We ran around in our…
The 4 Most Profound Decisions I’ve Made While Drunk

Whether you like it or not, at some point in life you are going to reach the inevitability of being faced with a decision that will change the rest of…
Porn On Netflix: The Raciest Movies You Can Stream Right From Your Account

While Netflix might not stream porn (yet), there’s still plenty of racy content on the app that’s sexy, steamy, and intensely erotic. How did they pass Netflix’s porn censors? We…
Prison Brides: ‘Hybristophilia’ And Women Who Fall In Love With REALLY Bad Boys

What is hybristophilia? Most modern women would agree that they want a man who’s sensitive, empathetic, generous, selfless, and gentle. So why is it that every time a man gains…
Communal Showers Actually Helped Me Feel Comfortable About My Body

They would enter the communal shower animatedly chatting with friends and family of all ages, immune to embarrassment regarding their own or curiosity about the pubic hair, cellulite, cleavage or…
The First Time I Had Sex For Money

When people think of a prostitute they generally visualise a woman in a short skirt and fishnet stockings walking the street, getting into strangers cars. They also think that the…
75+ Dirty Yo Mama Jokes That Always Get A Laugh

There is nothing more classic than a yo mama joke to get your friends laughing. If you’re looking to tease a friend with something hilarious, use one of the yo…
10 Very Specific Types Of Girls That Are Incredibly Hot

Note: This is a response piece to Chelsea Fagan’s 13 Very Specific Types of Guys That Are Incredibly Hot 1. The sporty girl I can appreciate a girl who seriously takes…
Working As A Background Extra In A Porno

Ever since they instituted mandatory condom use in California, many of the porno studios have instead taken to filming in Vegas, where we have no silly health concerns for our…
Learning German Through Porn

Every once in a while something magical happens in my otherwise useless brain. A stroke of genius. For five seconds everything becomes suddenly clear and I finally know how to…