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Communal Showers Actually Helped Me Feel Comfortable About My Body

They would enter the communal shower animatedly chatting with friends and family of all ages, immune to embarrassment regarding their own or curiosity about the pubic hair, cellulite, cleavage or…
The First Time I Had Sex For Money

When people think of a prostitute they generally visualise a woman in a short skirt and fishnet stockings walking the street, getting into strangers cars. They also think that the…
75+ Dirty Yo Mama Jokes That Always Get A Laugh

There is nothing more classic than a yo mama joke to get your friends laughing. If you’re looking to tease a friend with something hilarious, use one of the yo…
10 Very Specific Types Of Girls That Are Incredibly Hot

Note: This is a response piece to Chelsea Fagan’s 13 Very Specific Types of Guys That Are Incredibly Hot 1. The sporty girl I can appreciate a girl who seriously takes…
Working As A Background Extra In A Porno

Ever since they instituted mandatory condom use in California, many of the porno studios have instead taken to filming in Vegas, where we have no silly health concerns for our…
Learning German Through Porn

Every once in a while something magical happens in my otherwise useless brain. A stroke of genius. For five seconds everything becomes suddenly clear and I finally know how to…
20 Things Fuckboys Say And What They Really Mean

Fuckboys are the kind of boys every girl has encountered at least once in her life. Nothing in this world is as distressing and nasty as dealing with a fuckboy.…
I Was 11 Years Old When I Saw My First Pair Of Breasts

I was 11 years old when I saw my mother naked. Well… I’m pretty sure I saw her loads naked when I was a baby, but I don’t think that…
Can Gay Men And Straight Women Really Be Friends?

My whole life, I have related better to women than men. In my formative years, I sought girls out as friends and allies. I was never interested in sports and…
43 People Describe The Best Sex They’ve Ever Had In Exactly Five Words

1. “Her titties were the bun.” 2. “My vagina smiled that night.” 3. “Kisses, fondling, pawing, tickling, plunging.” 4. “She blowed like a pro.” 5. “My pussy plus giant cock.” 6. “We jerked off together first.”…