Essays & Insights
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Which Erotic Novel You Should Read While Touching Yourself (Based On Your Type Of Man)
If you like the boy next door, you should read Naked by Gina Gordon. “Violet Walker has been hiding. Withdrawn after a terrible car accident, she is worried about going…
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16 Signs You’re A Basic Bitch In The Bedroom
1. You read 50 Shades Of Grey and actually thought that was ~*~so spicy~*~ 2. Your idea of kinky is wearing a corset. 3. You’ve worn edible underwear before. 4. You’re repulsed…
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Where Does Love Come From?
There are songs in this world that feel like love. They are slowed and warm, as though they are suddenly playing inside your belly. The sound goes deeper as the…
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Why Is Internalized Misogyny Still So Common?
Have you ever noticed how the majority of negative comments under a woman’s picture or a video online are often written by other women? They blame each other for not…
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Why Not Giving Two Shits Can Be the Most ‘Zen’ Thing You Do
I have no idea where the expression “I couldn’t give two shits” came from. Despite being near the top of my ‘commonly used phrases’ list, it still puzzles me why…
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23 Terrible Thoughts Even Healthy Couples Have While Fighting (That Are Always Better Left Unsaid)
1. What the fuck was I thinking dating this rambling angry jerk in the first place? 2. This asshole doesn’t deserve to love me, let alone build a life with me. 3. I can’t have…
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37+ Sexual Fetishes You’ve Never Heard Of
What turns someone on or off is a matter of personal taste. For some, it’s as simple as a little heavy petting. But for others, it’s a bit more complicated.…
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Male Authors Ranked By How Awful They Were To Women
#10: David Foster Wallace – We forgive you. Nobody wants to hate on him because he expressed the ennui of a generation and he’s dead. But hey. How about treatin’…
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7 Reasons Why Literotica Is Hotter Than Porn Will Ever Be
“…the moisture is everywhere and the humidity is high. It’s under my skin. The back of my neck is hot under the weight of my long blonde hair that’s quickly…
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Women And Their Orgasms
Fifty percent of women have trouble reaching orgasm, and 10% never will. How many millions of sad vaginas is that? Orgasm advice from friends runs the gamut of “rub your…