Sylvie Quinn

I am a naughty forest nymph, and the author of Real Sex Stories: That Will Make You Really Horny. Read at the risk of getting turned on again and again.

75+ Dirty Jokes That Are Never Appropriate But Always Funny

No matter the setting, these 50+ hilarious, unsavory jokes are never entirely appropriate. But if you’re bold enough to deliver a punchline, you deserve the laughs it’ll earn you. Dirty…
What Do People Really Think About Squirting? A Guy And A Girl’s Perspective.

In which, I ask a few very pointed questions to Alexis Caputo and Larry Hardin. What IS the deal with squirting? Larry: Many men consider it to be the “Holy Grail” of sex –…
10 Reasons Girls Get Angry When You Ask For Nudes

Girls get offended when you suggest sending nude photos for a variety of reasons. The first and foremost being basically…we don’t trust you and you are not worth it. More…
At 20, I Realized That If I Wanted To Orgasm I’d Have To Do It Myself

“Can you feel me inside you?” he screamed repeatedly, shortly after puncturing my hymen. “Yes, I can!” I said more than once, wondering if I should answer every time he…
5 Real Cuckold Stories That Will Satisfy Your Submissive Side

If you’re the kind of man who gets turned on by the idea of his wife or girlfriend getting naughty with someone else, you’ve come to the right place. These…
25 Real Two-Sentence Sex Stories That Will Make You REALLY Horny

1. He pulled out right before I climaxed, waited a beat, and then plunged back inside—again and again. The pleasure delay was incredible. 2. “I want your hot body pressed against…
23 Terrible Thoughts Even Healthy Couples Have While Fighting (That Are Always Better Left Unsaid)

1. What the fuck was I thinking dating this rambling angry jerk in the first place? 2. This asshole doesn’t deserve to love me, let alone build a life with me. 3. I can’t have…
10 People Reveal The Dirty Details Of Their Most Shocking Sex Dreams

1. “I’m a vet and I love animals, but I’ve never thought of any single non-human creature in a sexual way. It really fucked me up a few weeks ago…
I Honestly Think My Wife Hates Me And I’m Not Sure What To Do About It

So you think your wife hates you. It sucks, really—feeling this way. Because you didn’t start out like this. There was a time when a podcast called ‘My Wife Hates…
You’re Not Really A Couple Until You Have These 17 Different Types Of Sex

1. Drunk sex Early in a relationship, it’s typical to get tipsy and/or flat-out wasted before getting naked together. Alcohol eases our inhibitions and makes the process of learning someone…