50 People On ‘The Sluttiest Thing I’ve Ever Done’

These stories were extracted in 2013, mostly from Reddit.

1.

Showed my boobs for a panini.

2.

Got intimate watching Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs. 15 minutes in, a family came into what was an empty theater. We left in the most awkward rush. But it was hot.

3.

Had intimate time on a Ferrari hood on the Las Vegas strip – wasn’t my car or my friend’s, just some random car. Lots of people stopped to watch. I didn’t care, I was drunk, young, and on a Ferrari hood.

4.

Had a date with a guy named Jon. After the date he came to my place, we watched a movie, had wine, and got intimate three times. An hour after he left, I got with John. Had both Jon and John the same night. Used protection though!

5.

Met a girl in a Dunkin Donuts parking lot at 10am. She invited me over. After thirty minutes she suggested intimacy. No kissing or touching. She handed me protection from the biggest box I’ve ever seen. Should have left but was too far in. It was an awkward experience.

6.

Visited a friend’s sister in college with my friend. She was all over me at bars. Made out briefly without her brother seeing. Later got intimate while he was passed out nearby. He still doesn’t know. I’m a terrible friend.

7.

Spring Break 2009: Got intimate with someone I just met in a portable bathroom.

8.

Got intimate with someone my friend introduced me to. Didn’t clean up after. The next morning my ex came over and things got awkward. Pretty inappropriate.

9.

Made out with someone during Schindler’s List.

10.

Had an affair with my childhood friend’s partner and there were consequences.

11.

Hung out with a couple. When one was away, the other wanted to hang out. We got drinks, went back to their place. Things escalated. Pizza arrived mid-way – answered the door inappropriately, dropped the pizza, went back upstairs.

12.

Found out about partner’s affair. Manipulated the situation into multiple encounters over three months. Can’t tell friends because they’d judge me.

13.

Danced on a pool table while people put money in my clothes. Not a professional, just did it for fun.

14.

Lost my innocence to my best friend’s parent… Friend has no idea.

15.

Got intimate on the school bus one morning.

16.

Took someone home from the bar, their roommate joined in. Best experience in over a year.

17.

Lost my innocence on a horse in its stable at boarding school. Convinced a counselor to help us sneak out. Best two minutes of my life.

18.

Got involved with two roommates who kept it secret from each other. Sometimes one left hours before the other arrived. They would lie about where they were going.

19.

Got intimate with someone at a party, then with their partner while they were passed out nearby.

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20.

Was CouchSurfing in New Zealand, hooked up with my first host in Auckland. After traveling around, I planned to stay with him again but he was in Wellington. Had car fun with him during my 7-hour layover, then got with his friend in Auckland 5 hours later. Next morning, my last host picked me up and despite being 16 years older, the chemistry was wild. We barely made it through two drinks before rushing home in a cab to go all night.

21.

First time at a strip club, didn’t want to go. After friends left, a cute stripper asked why I was alone. Took me to the back, things got heated, didn’t use protection. Got chlamydia.

22.

Got a haircut at a mall salon, stylist got flirty. She gave me her number, I forgot to pay. Went back, ended up getting intimate in her car. Later went back for a “spray tan” – ended up on the floor with a dirty towel. Got ghosted after, but hey, got $10 off the haircut.

23.

Hooked up with someone totally not my type. They stopped for falafel and I almost bailed, but didn’t. My anatomy had other plans.

24.

Found someone who pays professionals for me to join in. They watch and participate a bit. Like finding a cheat code for life.

25.

Got intimate with my ex in a peep show booth.

26.

Was seeing an older woman (34 when I was 21) up until her wedding day. She’d whisper “it’s just sex, don’t fall in love.”

27.

Did something extremely questionable involving bodily functions. Quit drinking the next day.

28.

Watched adult content for 2 hours… 🙁

29.

At 17, got with my coach’s wife. Drama ensued, eventually moved and divorced. I ended up marrying my coach’s cousin’s daughter – small town life.

30.

Got handsy with someone during art class. Table mates probably knew but were too awkward to say anything.

31.

Got intimate with a same-gender cousin at their parents’ house.

32.

Had fun in a convent. There were 15 of us volunteers staying in one room. Started subtle but by day 5 everyone else had moved to other areas. Being young and dumb.

33.

Got with two different guys in the Paris catacombs, 30 minutes apart. They knew each other.

34.

As a Catholic schoolgirl, gave favors in the confessional. Later moved to other church areas. He felt guilty, I never did.

35.

Had someone over, marked up my neck. Went to party with recent ex after, hid it all night. Went back to his place in the dark so he wouldn’t see, he added his own marks and thought they were all his.

36.

Pulled out boyfriend’s equipment at a bonfire party for everyone’s entertainment.

37.

Had group fun with 3 guys live on webcam.

38.

Got intimate with a professor to get a friend an A.

39.

Got with my cousin at a family reunion in a skatepark bowl and on my aunt’s bed.

40.

Had a Valentine’s threesome with wife and babysitter. Led to lots of excitement after but they stopped being friends.

41.

Met a drunk guy at a bar, got to his place to find his identical twin. Had fun with both. Probably ruined their relationship.

42.

Went home with my bestie and two guys, switched partners halfway through. Lost all self-respect that night.

43.

Dating a religious cheerleader who wouldn’t go all the way. Her new mentee showed up in a short skirt to “study.” Ended up having fun twice in my brother’s bouncy house before parents got home.

44.

Will hook up with any guy who asks nicely and doesn’t smell. Does that make me easy?

45.

On grad trip, twins got on bus with beer. Two hours later, playing naked truth or dare. Next day after rafting, ended up in tent with both. Remember them high-fiving.

46.

Post-breakup, went to fetish club, got wasted. Brought home 2 girls and a guy. Passed out mid-act. Woke to wrecked apartment and ruined sheets.

47.

Was seeing a guy, met his new girl. She got flirty when she learned I’m bi. Ended up with him and different girl instead. Started hanging with original girl, now best friends with benefits.

48.

Hooked up with practically everyone on MySpace 2002-2007.

49.

Three guys in one day – brunch date, dinner date, then flew to see an ex. Raw with two of them. Earned that steak breakfast.

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