1. I was in my room when I heard someone moaning. I thought someone was having sex in the room next to me and I quickly rubbed one out while listening to it. It wasn’t a couple having sex. It was a squeaky ceiling fan.
– Brett, 24
2. There was this girl that went to my college — she had this really red hair, and this one time, she wore this bright blue dress. I couldn’t take my eyes off her.
– Ian, 29
3. Lola, from Space Jam.
– Dylan, 22
4. My dog licking my hand.
– Josh, 20
5. There was a news anchor on channel 11 and my god, for some reason, her voice just got me going.
WHY ALONE DOESN’T MEAN LONELY
– Sean, 23
6. Crying girls…
– Travis, 26
7. I was in line to get coffee and a really tired-looking woman came in sweatpants. I had to hide my boner with my coat.
– Hank, 28
8. Ears. Who’d have thought.
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– Ethan, 26
9. A girl I was sleeping with randomly choked me. I had the most intense orgasm after.
– Rob, 21
10. I get a solid boner listening to Blonde Redhead. I don’t know why.
– James, 27
11. Bus rides. The vibrations fucking get me.
– Dean, 28
12. My girlfriend chewed me out when I broke something of hers. I got turned on like crazy for some reason. It was humiliating.
– Walter, 28
13. When girls miss a button on their shirt.
– Pete, 20
14. The way my professor used to chew on her pencils. I don’t know what’s wrong with me.
– Xavier, 25
15. I saw a video where this woman is doused in milk. It was disgusting, but so…hot.
– Chris, 25
