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You Know Who Didn’t Complain About Minimum Wage? The Slaves.
Gracefully accept your position in life and know that if you don’t step on anyone’s toes, and don’t act up, someday, you might be able to afford yourself a better…
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Why Writers Don’t Wipe
We don’t wipe, because to wipe would be to wash away our identities.
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Why Francos Frank Out
Though James is known for being a poor writer, this piece was particularly insular and completely ignored the fact that Shia’s rebellious theft doesn’t hurt “the industry” at all, only…
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Why Don’t Those Ukrainian Protesters Just Say That They’re Gay?
Think about it, if the protesters would just say that they were gay, instantly everyone on Twitter would support them.
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I Read A Book!!!
Everyone Congratulate Me!
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Hollywood Needs To Stop Remaking Shia LaBeouf
You see, it’s pretty well known in the entertainment industry that Shia LeBeouf has been killed and reanimated several times over the past fifteen years.
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Seatbelts And Autism: Unbuckling The Truth
When I diagnosed my son with autism, it was a huge relief. Finally I had some answers.
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Being A Gentleman Isn’t About What You Do But About Who You Are
What’s a man of quality? A gentleman.
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Snow Days: The Ultimate Example Of White Privilege
You’d rather be getting an education that might get you out of the situation you were born into. This isn’t true for white children, who don’t necessarily need an education.
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11 Suggestions For Single People On Valentine’s Day
2. Look Into Signing Up For A Gym.