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A Day In The Life Of A Satirist

You should all know that I’m real, and I will debate with any one of you on any of these issues.
Why All Women Should Do Porn At Least Once

Unless you’re a privileged asshole who’s been living under a rock for the past weeks, you’ve probably heard of Belle Knox, the brave and empowered Duke University student who went…
‘Time’ Accidentally Publishes Article About Thought Catalog

Time and Gawker are reporting on a fake article that isn’t even real.
Famed Anti-Death Activist Fred Phelps is Ironically Dying

It’s only a matter of time now. Shortly, a man who spent his entire life fighting against the evils of death will become one of its victims.
Would Anyone Have Cared About That Missing Plane If It Was A Black Woman?

Why is it that a missing plane on the other side of the world commands more attention than a story about a missing African American woman from the United States?
I’m Using Food Stamps To Pay For My Son’s Sex Reassignment Surgery

Food stamps are a very good thing that help a lot of people that desperately need help, but they shouldn’t just be for the people who need them. We all…
We Need To Stop Calling Little Girls Cunty

So how do we get girls to be more cunty? Do we change the underlying behavior and the way children are socialized? Or do we take the much simpler route…
5 Wes Andersen Films That Real Fans Have To See

I feel like I’m preaching to the choir here, I know you all feel the same way, and I’m usually hard pressed to find a white person who doesn’t think…
Theories On True Detective’s Racism And Sexism

Not a single person of color, and not a single woman.
Move Over Average Barbie; Meet Fan-of-Batman Batman!

So if you haven’t heard about average Barbie yet, you’re missing out.