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45 People Describe What Vaginas Taste Like
1. A third armpit. “On a bad day, it’s like a third armpit.” —ibmcginty 2. A 9-volt battery. “Like a 9v battery. I’m serious. Not quite so shocking, though.” —Tony…
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I’m A Gay Man In Love With A Straight Girl
Personally, I didn’t want her working for us. Let’s call “her” Katie. There was another intern in the running to be a member of our tightly bound, Robin Hood, Knights…
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13 Suprisingly Witty Quotes From Pornstars
1. I’d like to see Richard Burton or Sir John Gielgud or Sir Laurence Olivier do “Macbeth”, memorizing all that dialogue, and have a boner. — Ron Jeremy 2. People…
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Is My Vagina Pretty?
That’s all I could think waiting in that room. The prettiness. Or lack of it. Would I be able to hold my own against the others? I was fighting a…
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20 Professional Ways To Kindly Tell Your Coworkers To Go Fuck Themselves
Answers found on Ask Reddit 1. Responding to someone’s email with their direct manager in the CC field. 2. “Let’s circle back later.” (The nicer way to say, “Fuck off.”)…
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I’m A Slut, And I Thoroughly Enjoy It
Fifty-two. That’s my number. I’m twenty-five and have been sexually active for nine years. That averages about 5.8 men a year. When you factor in my one three-year committed relationship,…
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30 Hilariously Brutal F*ck, Marry, Kills To Ask Your Friends The Next Time You’re At The Bar
1. Seth Rogen, Jason Segel, Paul Rudd 2. Mac, Dennis, Charlie (It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia) 3. Rihanna, Beyonce, Selena Gomez 4. Karlie Kloss, Kendall Jenner, Gigi Hadid 5. Pete…
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50 Revealing Questions That Will Make Your Friends Regret Picking ‘Truth’ Over ‘Dare’
1. What’s the dirtiest thought you’ve ever had? 2. Of the people in this room, who do you most want to make out with? 3. What’s the first thing you’d…