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10 Ways To Make Her Love Your Dick As Much As You Do
After much laughter at stupid things men post on dating apps in their initial contact with prospective matches, I felt the need to share some helpful tips on how to…
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The First Three Penises I Ever Saw
1. The world is new and undefined. In the bathtub, or maybe at the beach, I notice that my brother is different from me. He is older than me. Is…
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5 Essential Rules For Being A Great Mistress
Ready for an affair and to be that person?
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I Did My Best Friend A Favor By Sleeping With Her Husband While She Was Pregnant
From the moment I meet Rebecca’s husband Stan, I know he has eyes for me. Not that I am dressed to kill. Far from it. For dinner with my old…
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I’m A Dating Coach, And I’ve Realized ‘Self-Love’ Is Bullshit
As a dating coach, I spend my days speaking with various women about their dating problems and their love life issues. I’m there to offer moral support, but I also…
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A Typical Conversation on Cocaine
Here’s something you all should know: Cocaine makes everyone act like a giant asshole. Not only are you constantly licking your gums and looking insane, you’re saying the silliest things…
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13 Things You Should Know About Butt Stuff Before Offering Him Your Ass
Or 13 things you should know about anal.