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Here Are The Best British Names of 2014

Genital Mealhouse.

To celebrate the British royal family’s recent trip to the United States, we’ve compiled a list of the best British names of 2014. All of these are real people that live in Britain, living normal lives just like you and me. Some of them artful dodgers, others professional carolers, one man is a clerk at the office of the mustache chancellor, and yet another tastes and smells pocketwatches, to identify and rank integrity. Just think, you’d be named like this if you lived in England:


Nigel Cumgently


I’m carrying something deep within me, something that feels heavy and haunted, something I’ve tried so desperately to control and manage on my own.

For The Sin You Can’t Talk About


R. F. L. Mittens


5 Zodiacs About To Be Hit With A Sunburst Of Cold Hard Cash

When you randomly come across some money: it feels like the universe is giving you a little gift, a reminder that sometimes, good things just happen out of the blue.

You should check if your zodiac sign is one of them here.


Wainscot Proxy

Wendle Ravagewhistle

Cheese Danish III

Francis Sexcuss

Spencer Goldanus

Covington Bullshit

Chauncey Tennytinny

Charles Barles

Goodman Bumbleeboobs

Fuck Pisschild

Genital Mealhouse

Duncan Doughnut

London British


Bondjames Bond [tc-mark]

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