Satire

Shouldn’t we form some kind of angry mob?

It’s a problem because the only reason I say or do anything is for attention.

Just a day of awareness. A day to remind people that white people are out there, they’re armed, and there still isn’t a cure.

“A lot of you may think that Apple is the only company that can manage to have a gay CEO, but that’s not true,” he says.

It’s just jealousy. All these other publications despise us. Gawker even went as far as calling us a “white supremacist website.”

While it’s widely known that God exists, only revealing himself through his manipulation of professional sports and his borderline-exhibitionist obsession with putting his son’s face on Mexican food, no one…

The New York Yankees will never again field a shortstop.

They should appreciate the fact that the world cares enough to steal their personal photos.

This may shock you!

Can’t we all stop pretending like we don’t constantly want to steal but we’re afraid of the consequences?