Satire
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More like Ruth Bader ‘Gin’sburg
See what I’m getting at here, is that she was drunk, and gin is a type of alcoholic drink.
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As A Creative Type, I Should Be Able To Write Off Illegal Drugs On My Taxes
I make all my money freelancing. And then the government takes all my money because I forget to save my receipts. And then I have to make up a bunch…
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McDonald’s Is Now Paying Its Employees In Humiliation, Shame
The “show your lovin” campaign isn’t really about improving McDonald’s image so much as it’s about literally commodifying emotions themselves.
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Three Possible ISIS Members Killed In Isolated, Random Shooting In Chapel Hill
Two nights ago, three Muslim students were shot dead outside of their apartment complex in what police are saying was an escalation of a longstanding dispute over a parking space.
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Looks Like God’s Real After All, Idiots
Well, I’ve been saying it for my entire life (with a brief exception of a few years in my teens where I decided to be an atheist to “test the…
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Kanye Was Almost Right, But Beck Should Give His Grammy To Those Who Need It Most
This could be the world. This is how Beck and the other celebs could continue making everyone’s lives better.
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Gender Bender Jenner’s Fender Bender
One of the biggest problems in journalism is when you have a really great headline, but the article itself is lacking in content.
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Wow. I Can’t Believe How Racist The Grammys Are Going To Be
Guys, I’m a huge fan of music. It’s something that’s unique about me.
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Putin “Confirmed Diaperbaby” Says Pentagon Report
A four year study unveiled at the annual Pentagon press summit about who is bad and why they are bad, has determined that Russian president Vladimir Putin is, in addition…
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“And They Were In The Closet Making Babies,” Says Brian Williams. “And I Saw One Of The Babies And It Looked At Me.”
Williams says that the Obamas let him keep one of the babies, and that he was raising it as his son.