Satire
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Dear Thought Catalog Trolls: You Can’t Stop Me
Hey guys. I’m going to be real for a moment. My name is Nicole. I am a mother, a journalist, and a voice. In the short time I’ve been writing…
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Warning, Ladies: Morning After Pill Has No Effect On Unbangable Women
For women that are attractive, Plan A is using condoms or birth control, and Plan B is our product – but for ugly women…
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It’s Thanksgiving So We Asked African Kids To Label The United States
And you thought Americans were bad at geography!
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Simple Ways To Bring Up Native Americans This Thanskgiving
What would a good old fashioned white Thanksgiving be without snotty objections from a precocious budding liberal?
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Signs You’re From Wilmington, Delaware
There’s something that only Wilmington teenagers know about, and that’s what it’s like to not be able to drive until you’re sixteen. That first day behind the wheel, picking your…
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Failure Alert: 50 Years After The Death Of JFK, We Still Haven’t Brought Him Back With Robot Technology
Another major hurdle to overcome is the fact that Kennedy’s brain was not only damaged severely during his assassination, but the individual pieces were auctioned off and are hard to…
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Are Assies Empowering Or A Cry For Help?
Over the last couple of days, there’s been a lot of dialog about selfies – quick snapshots of oneself, posted to the internet for the sole purpose of showing off,…
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7 African Warlords On What They Were Doing In Their 20s
You have all this freedom in your twenties, and it feels natural to sleep in and just get to work whenever you happen to wake up. That’s a bad idea!…
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20 Things That Ruin A Relationship
8. Bringing up your ex, and how they had some pretty convincing reasons why The Holocaust never happened.
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I’m Kinda The Joan Rivers Of My Group Of Friends
I realized that sometimes art is just being a snarky, sassy babe.