Satire

Think about it, if the protesters would just say that they were gay, instantly everyone on Twitter would support them.

Everyone Congratulate Me!

You see, it’s pretty well known in the entertainment industry that Shia LeBeouf has been killed and reanimated several times over the past fifteen years.

When I diagnosed my son with autism, it was a huge relief. Finally I had some answers.

You’d rather be getting an education that might get you out of the situation you were born into. This isn’t true for white children, who don’t necessarily need an education.

There’s this pervasive myth in conservative media that abortions are somehow depressing or uncomfortable for women.

The alternative is to introduce a way for white people to stop pooping brown, and make sure that everyone’s poop-color aligns with their race.

I don’t dislike gays because I want to.

People like me are still being victimized by it–every second.