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Can We Talk About Black Gentrification?

To many, Brooklyn is synonymous with the displacement of the whites who once called it home.
How To Be A Good Ally To Trannies

It’s really important to understand that being a good ally means never saying anything at all. Allies listen and acquiesce, they don’t offer empathy and they certainly don’t offer an…
What Is Normcore?

Well, normcore is bee beards and novelty clown shoes.
A Guide To The Ukrainian Conflict For Thought Catalog Readers

So last night I went out with a couple of friends for some drinks. I’m usually the smartest one in the group, and everyone looks up to me because of…
27 Inspirational Slurs Paula Deen Used In Her 20s

Boon Swaggler.
Should Gay Athletes Be Allowed To Turn All The Other Athletes Gay?

The number one problem with allowing homosexuals in professional sports is that they will inevitably make all the other players gay by sharing water fountains and locker rooms.
6 Empowering Ads That Will Empower You (With Power)

I love being empowered. I love to empower myself, and find power from external sources like advertisements and memes.
You Know Who Didn’t Complain About Minimum Wage? The Slaves.

Gracefully accept your position in life and know that if you don’t step on anyone’s toes, and don’t act up, someday, you might be able to afford yourself a better…
Why Writers Don’t Wipe

We don’t wipe, because to wipe would be to wash away our identities.
Why Francos Frank Out

Though James is known for being a poor writer, this piece was particularly insular and completely ignored the fact that Shia’s rebellious theft doesn’t hurt “the industry” at all, only…