Satire

We need to realize that the only way for us to truly be free, is to eliminate the groups that threaten our freedom by desiring their own.

Look, I don’t like silencing people or the idea of exclusion, but we need to make one thing clear: Thought Catalog is supposed to be a safe space for WOMEN.

Existence as a woman is something that should be cherished and respected on principle alone.

How are we supposed to make society better if we aren’t questioning everything, instead of just the things we don’t like?

The media has programmed us to think that women aren’t funny, and that’s definitely not true.

I don’t like taking things in context. It ruins my credibility, and it hurts my brain.

Using the power of social media, we reached out and got the real story of our nation’s champions. We got the story of Marine Todd.

The bottom line is that if Photoshop is racist at all, then it’s racist period. It’s just that simple.

You should all know that I’m real, and I will debate with any one of you on any of these issues.