Satire

I know that Batman is for me, an adult, because they removed the humor and made it dark and brooding.

Zero Dark Thirty was almost 100% accurate.

See the world is literally filled with great but unknown female comedians, and the only reason you haven’t heard of them is because of sexism.

Women everywhere are going nuts for men who just let it all go, develop a beer gut from excessive alcohol consumption, and ultimately begin to resemble the man all women…

But like literally everything that exists today, I’m worried time travel will be inherently problematic. It’ll be sexist. It’ll be racist. And it most certainly will be transphobic.

Good news Star Wars fans! The fourth may really be with us today! Take a look at the title crawl for the upcoming Force Awakens, leaked exclusively here on Thought…

Parenthood is a burden, but it’s also an opportunity.

Why are we undervaluing the other planets? We let Pluto die, and no one said anything. Imagine if Pluto had been a white man. We’d still have 9 planets.

Where’s my GoFundMe page? Where’s my million dollars?

Sometimes it’s hard to get through your twenties when you know there’s at least another 30 years of mediocrity ahead of you.