Satire

But hold on a second Gore – what the hell is the ozone layer? If it’s such a real thing, how come I can’t see it?

Mexican Fourth of July is a celebration of Mexico gaining its independence from the Native Americans that ruled the country for thousands of years.

Without fail, every May fourth there’s a scourge of hot people coming around, dressing up as Jar-Jar, and offering a Vulcan salute as they misquote Vader.

I just realized it’s actually Friday.

Here in America we have good buildings that house offices and people.

While being white does have certain advantages in our society, it also has a lot of downfalls. Chief among them being the fact that the natural hair movement callously excludes…

The only way to live in a world without religion is to remove its necessity. You have to create a system in which people do not need God.

Yeah. I forgot my kid in the bathtub. So what? You have a problem with that? Well I’ll tell you why I forgot him there. I was out having sex.…

Good comedy punches up, towards things we don’t like, not down, towards things we do like.

I like to find myself in other people, by putting them into my body and calling it experience.