Satire

You start taking the little things around you, and realizing how God reveals himself through stuff like pencil sharpeners and the shape of deer feces.

Obviously, due to the graphic nature of the execution, and its apparent cruelty, many on both sides of the legal system have expressed outrage.

We’re adults now. Did you not hear the part about the cigarettes and the condoms?

Just because the pictures aren’t particularly sexual, does that mean that we can risk making the assumption that the Smiths aren’t pedophiles that took these pictures to victimize their daughter?

2. You Stop Feeling Bad About Borrowing Money From Your Parents.

Since the dawn of man, women have been right beside their male counterparts, unsure of themselves and looking for a release from their imperfect physicality.

I want to make it clear that, personally, I have no problem with homosexuality.