Satire

“We won’t stop justice is served,” promised a representative from the Justice Ministry. “Either that or we’ll just sort of wait until people move on to something else.”

It’s called hog rolling, and it’s the latest trend to hit conservative social media.

Go ahead, search Google. Try to find one story about a black man dying after being left in a car. You can’t.

Here are some of the best (worst) definitely real tweets from the government.

At 25, Benjamin Franklin was still trying to convince people that all that dumb shit he was doing with kites was science.

I want him to feel like he’s able to accomplish something, instead of just being a constant burden on myself and society at large.

If you want to support, join in with #RobbyLobby and #MyBodyIsNotAHobby.

They either have a far superior penis, or they have a designer pussy, sculpted perfectly by a surgeon. That’s really not fair.

1. If you’re caught using birth control on the job, you’ll go to jail.

Ever notice how the tent looks exactly like a Klan hood?