Satire

Maybe we could just recognize that both men AND women in America live extremely difficult lives; what with people not finding them attractive all of the time and so forth.

She dared to reach deep inside herself, find out exactly who she was, and relate her essential self to her environment in a ballad to her beloved adopted home, Brooklyn.…

Let’s stop pretending like fake rape is either a real thing or something we should ever take into consideration. And let’s certainly not discuss anything else other than how Faircloth…

Dukey’s life served a purpose, and as his story tops 3 million page views, we can be sure that he would be proud of his metrics and the advertising revenue…

Here’s what doesn’t protect children: registering them as a sex offender because they took a picture of their dick.

It seems to just be a boy and his imaginary friend making silly faces, but let’s look a little closer.

“What? No,” said a researcher. Another refused to speak to us. Probably because the information is so groundbreaking that they’ve become speechless.

There’s really nothing I enjoy more than someone using Time magazine as a soap box to tell me about how they’re systematically silenced. It plays into my white guilt, makes…

“I took graphic design classes in college and I really want to do something with that. Right now I ride a bike and use tinder.”

The message is clear: if you voice unpopular opinions, your right to a television show will be permanently removed.