Satire

It looks like something’s going on in his pants.

Charity is more often than not, an entirely selfish endeavor.

“You shouldn’t smoke near your child.”

It seems the funnyman has become the butt of many jokes after posting a picture of man on the NY subway without realizing who the man actually was.

In a world where American children are at an extremely high risk of being bullied to the point of suicide, becoming victims of sexual assault, or catching the Ebola virus,…

Just what the hell are you doing with all of our private information Facebook? Why are you trying to jack off to pictures of my son while he’s sleeping?

My opponents took the (popular) stance that breastfeeding is wrong, and they compared it to bestiality after suggesting that I should be stoned to death for bonding with my child.

Last night, the producer of the Walton and Johnson radio show asked me to come on the air to talk about how I breastfeed my son Mason who is just…

So hilarious even that you might just not be able to even with this.

Her name is me. I’m not letting poor people fuck my regular pussy. It’s only for rich men.