Satire
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Why Are Women So Stupid? Seriously Though, Why?
It’s not their fault. No, really. They are victims of society’s expectations of them. Before you prematurely rip me a new one in the comments section, this article isn’t really…
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Your Boyfriend Cheated On You With Me, But It’s Your Fault
You didn’t make him feel like a man. I did. You didn’t offer him all of your body. I did. You weren’t the good girl he wanted. I was. It…
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I’m One Of Those Moms That’s Breastfeeding Her Kid Through Puberty
To those of you that breastfeed, this situation might seem a bit familiar to you. It was about a month ago. I was standing in line at the movie theater,…
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Sorry Dudes: Here’s 5 Reasons That Girl You Like Doesn’t Want Anything To Do With You
I am a woman and let me tell you, being a woman is actually a great thing. At least for the most part. Living in patriarchy is not a walk…
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Meet The Man With The Most Unfortunate URL In The World
If you’ve ever tried to register a domain name, you know that the first step of the process is crossing your fingers. Considering that almost every name is already taken,…
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It’s Time We Sent All Short Men To The Gas Chambers
For thousands of years women have had to endure crippling beauty standards by the media, magazines, and the objectifying male gaze. There’s so much pressure to be skinny, blonde, have…
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Confused About Veteran’s Day and Memorial Day? Here’s A Graphic To Remember The Difference
But today is Memorial Day, and whether you’re a true patriot like some folks or just a regular patriot like myself, it’s important that we take the day to honor…
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Men Need To Stop Violently Sexualizing Ronda Rousey, The Woman Who Hurts People For Money
Men. Ugh. Is there anything they won’t ruin with their penises? It seems like every day I’m reading about some new aspect of my life that I didn’t realize was…
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Biker Shootouts On The Rise Since Patrick Swayze’s Death
Since Swayze’s passing, there have been nine deaths related to biker shootouts at roadhouses.
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Killing Tsarnaev Will Only Increase His Sexy Bad Boy Image
Imagine if we could have pardoned him and subjected him to the mental torture of being a Shia LeBeouf type?