Lived Experiences
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The 4 Most Profound Decisions I’ve Made While Drunk
Whether you like it or not, at some point in life you are going to reach the inevitability of being faced with a decision that will change the rest of…
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Communal Showers Actually Helped Me Feel Comfortable About My Body
They would enter the communal shower animatedly chatting with friends and family of all ages, immune to embarrassment regarding their own or curiosity about the pubic hair, cellulite, cleavage or…
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The First Time I Had Sex For Money
When people think of a prostitute they generally visualise a woman in a short skirt and fishnet stockings walking the street, getting into strangers cars. They also think that the…
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Working As A Background Extra In A Porno
Ever since they instituted mandatory condom use in California, many of the porno studios have instead taken to filming in Vegas, where we have no silly health concerns for our…
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Learning German Through Porn
Every once in a while something magical happens in my otherwise useless brain. A stroke of genius. For five seconds everything becomes suddenly clear and I finally know how to…
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20 Things Fuckboys Say And What They Really Mean
Fuckboys are the kind of boys every girl has encountered at least once in her life. Nothing in this world is as distressing and nasty as dealing with a fuckboy.…
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I Was 11 Years Old When I Saw My First Pair Of Breasts
I was 11 years old when I saw my mother naked. Well… I’m pretty sure I saw her loads naked when I was a baby, but I don’t think that…
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10 Signs You Have No Life
1. You sleep in a bed with your laptop and a pile of books and magazines. Nothing says “I’m not getting laid as much as I’d like” than a bunch…
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40 Guys Describe The Ultimate “Cool Girlfriend”
1. Teamwork Over Conflict She understands that when something is wrong it should be you two together against the problem and not you vs. her. 2. Best Friend Vibes I’d…
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‘He Stuck A WHAT Up His WHAT?’: 36 Medical Workers Share Hilarious Sexual Mishaps From The Emergency Room
1. He fell naked onto a squash, which accidentally went all the way up his ass. “Patient fell whilst he was naked. Onto a squash. It went straight up his…