Lived Experiences

1. Less than 24 hours “My current boyfriend of five years and I slept together the first night we met. There was no way we weren’t going to. The chemistry…

1. Unless your physician specifies otherwise, pregnant sex is totally safe. That said, you will almost certainly harbor some strange but common concerns about banging once you’re knocked up. Can all that…

1. Thomas Barker: Shoved A Red-Hot Poker Down His Throat No one knew who the haggard-looking man was. As a small group sat before a fireplace in a Leeds, England,…

It started by coincidence, 400 miles from home. Running into each other on vacation which neither knew the other was going on, let alone to the same place. We work…

1. “Well when I first saw him naked, I thought, ‘Oh, this’ll be fun.’” —Jillian, 25 2. “Thank god he doesn’t have a micro penis.” —Tracey, 26 3. “I think,…

It is a Friday night and I am sat in a pool club with my friends, and some of E’s friends who I have never met before. We are playing…

Found on AskReddit. 1. Literally less than an inch. “One word. Micropenis. Literally less than an inch. I thought I was on Punk’d.”—captnmiss 2. Two, three inches maximum. “Met a guy who…

Found on AskReddit. 1. A Cabbage Patch Kids plastic curling iron. I used to masturbate with the plastic curling iron that came with one of my Cabbage Patch dolls. 2. A gummy bear.…

In the popular imagination, rape is something that men do to women. In presumably rare cases, it is also something that men do to men, in which case it’s usually accompanied by a…

Co-written with Alison Leiby. We’re single. And we graduated from Ivy League schools. Which can only mean one thing: we’re insufferable. But that doesn’t mean we don’t want to find someone…