Lived Experiences

I’ve Become Obsessed With My Ex-Boyfriend’s Ex-Girlfriend

I recognized her immediately: the soft, brown golden retriever-like eyes that turned down at the corners, the blonde, slightly over-processed hair and tan skin with a smattering of freckles that…
I Slept With Another Man

I slept with another man because I got tired of being your mistress. Because I’m beginning to believe that you have some genetic imprint that makes your brain and your…
The 12 Different Types Of Orgasms It’s Possible For A Woman To Experience

Excuse me, but women can have 12 different types of orgasms and I’m so confused. Dr Carlen Costa, one of Canada’s leading sexologists and relationship experts, says that vagina-bearers wrongly…
I Didn’t Want To Forgive My Boyfriend, But Then We Had Amazing Sex

He showed up Friday evening with his gym bag. “You didn’t answer my calls,” he said after he tried to kiss me. “I didn’t feel like it,” I told him.…
Dating A Good Guy Is Difficult When You’re Used To The Shitty Ones

My boyfriend wants to know how I’m feeling. He doesn’t want me to claim I’m fine and sweep my problems under the rug. He wants to talk things through with me and…
13 People Who Died From Masturbating

The French refer to orgasms as les petites morts, AKA “the little deaths.” Typically there is very little downside to such little deaths—in fact, they can be pleasurable, reassuring, invigorating,…
I Love Eating Ass, Does That Make Me A Gross Person?

I have an affinity for eating booty. It’s kind of like licking a dirty penny. But I’m into it. Does that make me a gross person? Most of my friends…
I Received A Series Of Text Messages From Who I Thought Was My Girlfriend, But It Turned Out To Be Someone Else

It was 2008 when my then-girlfriend, Corinne, and I went to a carnival not too far away from home. It was one of those week-long ones, where they construct a…
4 Text Messages That All F*ckboys Send

I don’t know who coined the term “fuckboy,” but A) I salute you and B) I hope you’re okay with me using it endlessly in this piece. Fuckboys are everywhere.…
As A Submissive Masochist, Here Is What I’d Like You To Know

Before I tell you anything about this part of my life, I need you to know one thing: This is all about consent. I give my verbal consent to what is going…