Lived Experiences

Dating A Good Guy Is Difficult When You’re Used To The Shitty Ones

My boyfriend wants to know how I’m feeling. He doesn’t want me to claim I’m fine and sweep my problems under the rug. He wants to talk things through with me and…
13 People Who Died From Masturbating

The French refer to orgasms as les petites morts, AKA “the little deaths.” Typically there is very little downside to such little deaths—in fact, they can be pleasurable, reassuring, invigorating,…
I Love Eating Ass, Does That Make Me A Gross Person?

I have an affinity for eating booty. It’s kind of like licking a dirty penny. But I’m into it. Does that make me a gross person? Most of my friends…
I Received A Series Of Text Messages From Who I Thought Was My Girlfriend, But It Turned Out To Be Someone Else

It was 2008 when my then-girlfriend, Corinne, and I went to a carnival not too far away from home. It was one of those week-long ones, where they construct a…
4 Text Messages That All F*ckboys Send

I don’t know who coined the term “fuckboy,” but A) I salute you and B) I hope you’re okay with me using it endlessly in this piece. Fuckboys are everywhere.…
As A Submissive Masochist, Here Is What I’d Like You To Know

Before I tell you anything about this part of my life, I need you to know one thing: This is all about consent. I give my verbal consent to what is going…
Never Stay With A Man Who Tells You ‘Anyone Would Be Lucky To Have You’

You told me “anyone would be so lucky to have you” but you looked away when you uttered it, as though looking deep inside my eyes made it harder for…
9 Ways To Accept The Fact That You Fucked Up

I was surprised to see zero results when I googled “How to accept you fucked up”. Not a single search result. So as a sort of self-therapy, I thought, ‘Hell,…
I’m The Guy That Gets Friend Zoned, And I Have Some Thoughts I’d Like To Share

I just don’t understand what he has that I don’t. What makes him better? Why him and not me? The first time I really liked a girl, as in actually…
The 7 Youngest Girls To Have A Baby In World History

Most people are shocked when they learn that the youngest female in recorded history to give birth was only five years old. They are sometimes even more shocked to learn…