Essays & Insights

1. Because this ain’t a movie. You’re drunk and ravenous and he looks delicious. You’re pulsing with that cinematic “if it feels this wrong, it must be right” feeling; this…

Dating a stoner girl means better vibes.

The simple answer to this question is no. The more complicated answer is it depends. There is a popular myth within the drinking community which states that bartenders are well-known…

Sometimes we forget that sex work is, well, a job like anything else. Being in the porn industry is not unlike going to the office where any of us work,…

Did something bad happen to you as a kid?

Getting your ass penetrated should be a prerequisite for life because it’s an experience that teaches humility and encourages teamwork. After the deed, you see your fellow man in a…

Seriously, what am I supposed to say… “thank you?”

“Slut (n.): a slovenly woman,” according to Merriam-Webster.

1. Because sex > “ick” factor. A healthy couple is a horny couple, and science shows that horniness overrides grossed-outedness. If you’ve yet to shake that silly, biblical notion that…

I’ve been dating (more palatable synonyms include: fucking, seeing, chasing, manipulating) him for three months. He’s about to graduate; I have a year to go. He’s fresh out of a…