Ryan O'Connell
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10 Signs You Have No Life
1. You sleep in a bed with your laptop and a pile of books and magazines. Nothing says “I’m not getting laid as much as I’d like” than a bunch…
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10 Things No One Tells You About Sex
1. It is possible to occasionally sleep with your friend without it turning into some big ol’ thing. Why is there such intense debate about this? Why did Hollywood have…
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Dear Gay Dude: I Want To Have Anal Sex With My GF
Dear Gay Dude, Like many other straight men before me, I want to attempt anal sex with my girlfriend. But how do I go about this delicate subject? Do you…
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Dear Gay Dude: My Girlfriend Won’t S My D!
Dear Gay Dude, I’ve been with this girl for the last few months and she’s pretty awesome. She doesn’t take any shit, she makes me laugh and she has an…
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Five Things Drunk People Like To Do
Alcohol can punk you like that. It will be like, “I’m going to take you on a funny crazy ride and then drop you off on the corner of Darkness…
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Colonics: Helpful Or Full Of Shit?
For many people, colon hydrotherapy (or colonics) is a frightening concept. The thought of a stranger sticking a tube up your ass to suck the shit out of it is,…
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What It Feels Like To Get F***ed In The Ass
Getting your ass penetrated should be a prerequisite for life because it’s an experience that teaches humility and encourages teamwork. After the deed, you see your fellow man in a…
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A Typical Conversation on Cocaine
Here’s something you all should know: Cocaine makes everyone act like a giant asshole. Not only are you constantly licking your gums and looking insane, you’re saying the silliest things…