Author: Ryan O’Connell
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Five Things Drunk People Like To Do
Alcohol can punk you like that. It will be like, “I’m going to take you on a funny crazy ride and then drop you off on the corner of Darkness…
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Colonics: Helpful Or Full Of Shit?
For many people, colon hydrotherapy (or colonics) is a frightening concept. The thought of a stranger sticking a tube up your ass to suck the shit out of it is,…
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What It Feels Like To Get F***ed In The Ass
Getting your ass penetrated should be a prerequisite for life because it’s an experience that teaches humility and encourages teamwork. After the deed, you see your fellow man in a…
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A Typical Conversation on Cocaine
Here’s something you all should know: Cocaine makes everyone act like a giant asshole. Not only are you constantly licking your gums and looking insane, you’re saying the silliest things…