Nicole Mullen

It seems to just be a boy and his imaginary friend making silly faces, but let’s look a little closer.

“What? No,” said a researcher. Another refused to speak to us. Probably because the information is so groundbreaking that they’ve become speechless.

There’s really nothing I enjoy more than someone using Time magazine as a soap box to tell me about how they’re systematically silenced. It plays into my white guilt, makes…

“I took graphic design classes in college and I really want to do something with that. Right now I ride a bike and use tinder.”

The message is clear: if you voice unpopular opinions, your right to a television show will be permanently removed.

Luckily, as a retarded student, my son Mason will not have to learn Spanish and we can continue to live our lives as true American patriots, but as a mother…

“We won’t stop justice is served,” promised a representative from the Justice Ministry. “Either that or we’ll just sort of wait until people move on to something else.”

It’s called hog rolling, and it’s the latest trend to hit conservative social media.

Go ahead, search Google. Try to find one story about a black man dying after being left in a car. You can’t.

Here are some of the best (worst) definitely real tweets from the government.