Nicole Mullen
I like recipes and my kids.
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An Inside Look At Sarah Palin’s New Network
This show follows Bristol Palin around as she continues to capitalize on her teenage pregnancy while advocating for abstinence. Openly referring to her child as a mistake, Bristol is seen…
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This Hamas Version Of Wondershowzen Is The Best Thing On Television
In a Hamas-led Gaza, the mouse is used to indoctrinate future soldiers of Islam; bred to die a hero’s death, detonating a bomb strapped to their chest in front of…
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Before You Criticize The Death Penalty, Consider These 8 Benefits
I like justice and I like seeing people die.
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Why I Only Shoplift From Mom And Pop Stores
Stealing is mainstay of the American identity, and I still shoplift to this day. Mostly for the nostalgia aspect, but also because I believe that it’s our responsibility as individuals…
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How Nicole Solved An International Crisis With A Children’s Cartoon
The solution to the border crisis is simple: we gotta bleach all these Mexican kids so that they look like white people and we can sneak them into the middle…
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Don’t Tell Me I Don’t Know Oppression, I Have Bed Bugs
The thing is, up until this point, I’ve coasted through life as an attractive white woman that faced little to no oppression whatsoever.
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So Jews Get Birthright To Israel But White Girls Have To Pay To Go To Spring Break?
Situations like that could easily be prevented if we just recognized that white girls are just as much of a unique people as the Jews.
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Check Out These White People That Don’t Know Hercules Wasn’t Real
I never really considered the possibility that someone could have confused Hercules for a period drama. Apparently I was wrong.
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We Finally Found A White Cat-Caller
Take that white man! And eff Jezebel for giving a platform to this racist ass woman who’s unfairly targeting minority men.
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Nerds Upset That Comic Book Characters No Longer Resemble The People That Bullied Them In High School
Marvel, the company that created X-Men – a comic about a group of “others” struggling to find acceptance – has no business pushing diversity.