Nicole Mullen
I like recipes and my kids.
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The New Facebook Messenger Records Your Children As They Sleep
Just what the hell are you doing with all of our private information Facebook? Why are you trying to jack off to pictures of my son while he’s sleeping?
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Breastfeeding: So When Olivia Wilde Does It’s Hot To Jack Off To, But When I Do It It’s A Crime?
My opponents took the (popular) stance that breastfeeding is wrong, and they compared it to bestiality after suggesting that I should be stoned to death for bonding with my child.
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I’m A Famous Radio Star!!!
Last night, the producer of the Walton and Johnson radio show asked me to come on the air to talk about how I breastfeed my son Mason who is just…
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We Asked Straight Women To Draw Gay Men’s Assholes And The Results… Are Hilarious
So hilarious even that you might just not be able to even with this.
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NYC Fun Mom To Feature Separate Pussy For Poor People
Her name is me. I’m not letting poor people fuck my regular pussy. It’s only for rich men.
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Antisemitism On The Rise In Europe; It’s Time To Beat Up Some French
They may look like us, but they’re a sick fucking people and it’s our responsibility as Americans to “bring the pain.”
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When Genocide Is Funny
If we were to allow the genocide of Palestinians, you would have to do it in a way that was hilarious.
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Stephen A. Smith Is To Blame For The Bieber Assault
Just the other night, a woman was attacked, and no one seems to care.
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Well We Legalized Weed And Now Teens Are Setting Themselves On Fire
Congrats. Great job, everyone. You refused to listen to the professionals at the DEA and the DARE program, and now teens are pouring alcohol all over their bodies and setting…
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Why Is There An International Friendship Day But There’s No International Enemy Day? Reverse Racism, That’s Why.
International Friendship Day is another holiday in a long trend of holidays designed to undermine white culture and downplay our pale contributions to the world.