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42 People Share The Crazy Reasons They Were Forced To Stop In The Middle Of Having Sex

Found on AskReddit. 1. During sex, out of nowhere, Siri turns on and says ‘I’m listening.’. “During sex, out of nowhere, Siri turns on and says ‘I’m listening.’ That threw…
35 People Reveal The Most Excruciatingly Awkward Sex Experience They’ve Ever Had

Found on AskReddit. 1. Literally less than an inch. “One word. Micropenis. Literally less than an inch. I thought I was on Punk’d.”—captnmiss 2. Two, three inches maximum. “Met a guy who…
45 People Confess To The Weirdest Thing Their Genitals Ever Touched (NSFW)

Found on AskReddit. 1. A Cabbage Patch Kids plastic curling iron. I used to masturbate with the plastic curling iron that came with one of my Cabbage Patch dolls. 2. A gummy bear.…
50 Hilarious ‘How Did That Get Up My Butt?’ Stories From The Emergency Room

1. A Whole Barbie Doll “When I was first interning at a trauma center, a dude said he went to his daughter’s bathroom since his wife was taking a while…
13 Suprisingly Witty Quotes From Pornstars

1. I’d like to see Richard Burton or Sir John Gielgud or Sir Laurence Olivier do “Macbeth”, memorizing all that dialogue, and have a boner. — Ron Jeremy 2. People…
29 People Describe What Sex With A Trans Person Feels Like

Found on AskReddit. 1. It’s basically like being with a cis dude with a very small dick. “My ex is a pre-bottom surgery trans man. As the top commenter said,…
32 Guys Confess The Secrets They’d Never Want Their Girlfriend To Know

1. I enjoy it when you give me the ‘silent treatment’ because I don’t have to listen to you. “When you give us the silent treatment, we actually enjoy it…
CRINGE!: 35 People Share Their Most Embarrassing Sexual Experiences

Found on AskReddit. 1. Farted on his dick during anal. “Farted on his dick during anal. It was embarrassing in a funny way, we laughed so hard that he lost his…
17 Quick Sex Tips For Beginners

1. Wash “Wash first.” — Wavesignal 2. Relax “Relax and have fun. Enthusiasm is sexier than whatever else you could possibly do.” — PatheticPathologist 3. Ask “Ask your partner what…
14 Strippers On How They Really Feel About Their Clients

Dancers reveal the unfiltered truth about life on the pole.