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23 Sex Workers Share The Most Insane Thing A Client Ever Paid Them To Do

1. Help With Homework To help me do my uni homework. I figured this was going to be some lead-in to a naughty schoolboy or teacher/student fetish or something –…
Here’s What You Need To Appreciate About Yourself Today, According To Your Zodiac Sign

Aquarius That your overactive mind isn’t a curse. It’s a blessing that keeps you and everyone around you looking for the next adventure. Remember that the next time you’re feeling…
Your Biggest Turn Off (In One Word), Based on Your Zodiac

Aquarius Limits Pisces Cruelty Aries Waiting Taurus Change Gemini Alone Cancer Strangers Leo Reality Virgo Need Libra Bullshitters Scorpio Liars Sagittarius Details Capricorn Shortcuts.
38 Dangerously Dirty Sexts That’ll Make You Want To Hook Up Right Now

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16 Women Reveal What It’s Like Having Sex With A ~GIGANTIC~ Penis

1. Lazy!!! Laziest fucking lay in the world. It was terrible. Basically, “I have a giant cock, I don’t have to do work.” It was really pretty though… — Anonymous…
26 Guys Talking About How They Feel About Their Own Dicks

1. “I’m very fond of mine. I consider it an excellent size. I could go for another inch if I had the option. But I like it as it is.”…
30 Fabulous Ways To Tell A Person You Want To Have Sex

Whether you’ve known your sex person for 10 minutes or 10 years, it’s always a little bit awkward to bring sex up and get the lube flowing. It’s like, how…
30 Sex-Starved People Reveal The Kinkiest Thing They Want To Do (But Can’t)

The people on Ask Reddit have some strange fantasies. 1. Have sex with my girlfriend while a mutual friend watches. I’m into exhibition but not for strangers because then it’s…
30 Mistakes Women Make While Sleeping With Men

Some men from Ask Reddit want women to know they aren’t exactly into the following things: 1. Turning over as soon as we’re finished and grabbing her phone. We like…
30 Hilarious Conversations From Porn Scenes (That Are Far From Sexy)

Ask Reddit has seen some ridiculous porn scenes. 1. In a gay porn: “Hey, Dave, good to see you. You’re looking tall.” “Yeah, I’ve been playing a lot of basketball.”…