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10 Real Men Talk About What It’s Like Having An Extremely Small Penis

My penis is about 2.5″ erect. I’ve never told anyone about it. I don’t want anyone to know. They will think that I am less of a man. At the…
The Color That Most Defines Your Life, According To Your Zodiac Sign

Aries Crimson. Taurus Green. Gemini Yellow. Cancer White. Leo Gold. Virgo Grey. Libra Pink. Scorpio Scarlet. Sagittarius Blue. Capricorn Brown. Aquarius Silver. Pisces Purple.
13 Women Share The Essential Secrets To Making A Relationship Last

1. “True love is having your own bathroom and a clawfoot tub.” —Jamie, 27 2. “People say honesty but that’s an oversimplification. You don’t have to tell your bae every…
14 Men Shared Exactly What Their Dream Wedding Would Be Like And It Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

1. Free “Free.” —rubberrobbyy 2. Wedding in Hawaii “I had my dream wedding. Just me and the wife on a scenic beach in Hawaii. No guests, no reception, just us,…
What You Should Be Doing With Your Life, According To Your Zodiac Sign

Aquarius Aquarius is a mediator, a person of balance. Since you were young you’ve thrown yourself into projects that you felt were worth your time and tried to bring a…
23 Sex Workers Share The Most Insane Thing A Client Ever Paid Them To Do

1. Help With Homework To help me do my uni homework. I figured this was going to be some lead-in to a naughty schoolboy or teacher/student fetish or something –…
Here’s What You Need To Appreciate About Yourself Today, According To Your Zodiac Sign

Aquarius That your overactive mind isn’t a curse. It’s a blessing that keeps you and everyone around you looking for the next adventure. Remember that the next time you’re feeling…
Your Biggest Turn Off (In One Word), Based on Your Zodiac

Aquarius Limits Pisces Cruelty Aries Waiting Taurus Change Gemini Alone Cancer Strangers Leo Reality Virgo Need Libra Bullshitters Scorpio Liars Sagittarius Details Capricorn Shortcuts.
38 Dangerously Dirty Sexts That’ll Make You Want To Hook Up Right Now

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16 Women Reveal What It’s Like Having Sex With A ~GIGANTIC~ Penis

1. Lazy!!! Laziest fucking lay in the world. It was terrible. Basically, “I have a giant cock, I don’t have to do work.” It was really pretty though… — Anonymous…