1. Eat you out. I don’t care how he feels about the smell or the taste. If he expects you to shove a cock down your throat, then he can circle his tongue around your clit for a few minutes. It’s not that big of a deal.
2. Wear a condom. Unless you want an itchy vagina or a baby in your belly, then don’t waste your time with any guy who refuses to wear a rubber.
ADVERTISEMENT
3. Keep himself groomed. If you go through the trouble of shaving off all the hair from your armpits to your pussy, then the least he can do is keep his genitals clean. You don’t need to get stray hairs stuck in your teeth, either.
I’m carrying something deep within me, something that feels heavy and haunted, something I’ve tried so desperately to control and manage on my own.
For The Sin You Can’t Talk About
4. Be patient. It takes women a while to orgasm, so he better be willing to touch you for more than five minutes. If he doesn’t care about making you cum, then you shouldn’t care about dumping him.
MAY 2025 CASH FORECAST
5 Zodiacs About To Be Hit With A Sunburst Of Cold Hard Cash
When you randomly come across some money: it feels like the universe is giving you a little gift, a reminder that sometimes, good things just happen out of the blue.
You should check if your zodiac sign is one of them here.
5. Look you in the eyes. Unless you’ve agreed to keep things casual, then he should stare into your gorgeous eyes between kisses. Good sex is about more than the way he touches you. It’s about forming a spiritual connection, as well.
6. Touch your clitoris. If he refuses to rub your clit, because it doesn’t do anything for him, then he’s a total douche. Most women don’t cum from penetration alone. They need those clit touches.
7. Get your consent. It doesn’t matter if he’s your boyfriend or your husband. He can’t just fuck you whenever he wants. He needs permission to enter you. Consent is a privilege, not a right.
Horoscopes For Today
Horoscope For Today: Friday, May 9, 2025
Today, we’re at the mercy of two Venusian influences—the sun in luxurious Taurus and the moon in harmonious Libra, giving the…
Tarotscope For Today: Friday, May 9, 2025
Your accurate tarot reading for 05/09/2025, based on your zodiac sign.
Powered by Collective World
8. Kiss you on the lips. If he only pays attention to your tits and everything below them, he can go fuck himself. After all, kisses on the lips can be just as sexy as kisses on the clit.
9. Engage in foreplay. Patience is the sign of an excellent lover. Women need tons of foreplay, so if he genuinly wants you to enjoy his dick, he needs to get you wet beforehand.
10. Communicate. Sex shouldn’t be filled with silence. He should listen when you tell him what you want, and he should give you feedback of his own. You’re not mind readers, so speak your mind.
11. Get on top. Even if you’re in better shape than he is, you shouldn’t be stuck doing all of the work. He needs to put in his fair share. He can throw you in missionary, do you doggy style, or come up with some fancy new position. It doesn’t matter, as long as he’s the one exerting energy.
12. Set the mood. Does he expect you to sleep with him, even though his room is covered in ants and the lock on his door is broken? Then screw him. You don’t need candles and wine, but you shouldn’t settle for having sex in a pigsty, either.
Trending
Excited about ‘The Accountant 2’? We Need To Talk.
thoughtcatalog.com
13. Cuddle. What happens after sex is just as important as what happens during sex. That’s why he better be willing (and eager) to slip a hand around you and pull you onto his chest for a nap.
