1. When a woman talks shit about everyone — even her closest friends that she’s super sweet to in person.
2. When a woman views every other woman as her competition.
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3. When a woman teases him about something that hits too close to home (like the bald spot atop his head).

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4. When a woman gets ridiculously drunk, sloppy, and downright mean.
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5. When a woman talks about babies way too early on in the relationship.
6. When a woman has no idea what’s going on in the world, no matter whether it has to do with politics or celebrity gossip.
7. When a woman checks the mirror every five seconds.

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8. When a woman looks down at her phone when he’s in the middle of speaking.
9. When a woman has poor hygiene and bad breath.
10. When a woman can’t hold a conversation with him.
11. When a woman checks out every other guy that walks past.
12. When a woman talks nonstop without asking him a single question about himself.
13. When a woman’s life revolves entirely around him (or men in general).
14. When a woman tries to one-up him whenever he opens his mouth.
15. When a woman is a sore loser and doesn’t have any fun bowling or playing pool, unless she’s the winner.
16. When a woman needs the most expensive wine, clothes, and pocketbooks in order to be happy.
17. When a woman can’t spell or form a grammatically correct sentence.
18. When a woman takes nonstop selfies and forces him to join in, even when he’s not in the mood.
19. When a woman hates animals and freaks out whenever a dog or cat goes near her.
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20. When a woman sleeps around, even though she’s in an “exclusive relationship.”
21. When a woman has no clear goals for her future.
22. When a woman claims that she’s “fine,” even though she’s clearly pissed off.
23. When a woman freaks out whenever he wants to have a night out with the boys.
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24. When a woman gives him ultimatums or threatens him in order to get what she wants.
25. When a woman focuses on all of the negatives in life instead of the positives.
26. When a woman doesn’t even try to get along with his parents and closest friends.
27. When a woman doesn’t do any work in the bedroom.
28. When a woman only dates men that reach a certain height.
29. When a woman gets jealous easily.
30. When a woman makes fun of his music taste.
31. When a woman fights with him over every little thing.
32. When a woman compares him to other men.
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33. When a woman doesn’t realize her beauty and worth.