1. I love your dick, but it’s your tongue’s turn to get me off tonight.
2. If you give me oral, I’ll let you do anal.
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3. I’m running a vibrator over my clit, but I’m imagining your tongue.
4. I’m dripping wet. I want you to get a taste of me.
5. How hard do you think you’ll get once you feel me orgasm against your lips?
6. Your chores for tonight: Eat me out, fuck me, and cuddle me.
7. I want to play with your hair while your tongue plays with my pussy.
8. I’m trying to pick an outfit for tonight. Which dress do you want to stick your head under later?

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9. Work is so boring. I wish you were under my desk, eating me out.
10. I’m dying to feel your tongue against my lips. No, not those lips.
11. I’m wearing crotchless underwear, so it’ll be easy for you to eat me out tonight.
12. I can’t stop fantasizing about wrapping my legs around your neck and squeezing them tight as I orgasm.
13. My pussy misses your mouth.
14. I’ll make you something delicious to eat tonight if you promise to eat me out. Deal?
15. Shut up. There’s only one thing I want you to use your mouth for tonight.
16. Last week was blowjob week, because I had my period. So I think this week should be cunnilingus week.
17. I’ll watch your show with you tonight, as long as you eat me out during the commercials.
18. I want to feel your tongue make its way down my stomach and into my pussy.
19. I was daydreaming about the last time you went down on me, and now I’m dripping wet.
20. When I imagine your lips, oral is all I can think about.
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21. Get over here. Get your head in between my legs. And get me off.
22. Do you think you can make me orgasm without using your hands?
23. I’ve been thinking about all the things your tongue can do, and now my pussy is throbbing,
24. By the time you get here, my jeans will be off and my legs will be spread.
25. I want to fuck you, but first, I want you to eat me out, so I’m even wetter than usual.
26. I bet you can’t make me orgasm as hard as you did the last time you ate me out. Are you up for the challenge?
27. I had a rough day. Your tongue is the only thing that can make it all better.
28. You’re not allowed to fuck me until you eat me out. Those are the rules.
29. If you get me off, I’ll get on top and ride you.
30. I’m horny as fuck. Are you ready to fix that?
31. If you go down on me now, I just might return the favor after I orgasm.
32. I want your dick in my mouth. And your mouth on my pussy. Ready to 69?
33. Nothing turns me on more than looking down and seeing your head in between my legs.
34. You’re the only one who can get me off from oral.
35. Are you going to eat me out tonight or am I going to have to do something naughty to convince you?
36. The only thing I want more than my mouth on your mouth is your mouth on my clit.
37. My hands don’t feel half as good as your tongue does.
38. I can’t orgasm without seeing your gorgeous eyes looking up at me.
39. You’re sexiest when you’re moaning into my pussy.
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40. Just a head’s up: You’re eating me out tonight. Those are orders.