1. I’m going to make you orgasm again and again until you lose count.
2. I’ll be there in 10 minutes, and your bra will be off in 11.
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4. Just thinking about seeing you is making my cock twitch.
5. I forgot what your pussy tastes like. You’ll have to remind me tonight.
6. Tonight, we’re going to have the type of sex you’ll masturbate to tomorrow.
7. I want to hear you moan against my pillowcase and then see you bite down into it.
8. I’m going to start by running my tongue around your nipples and finish by rubbing it against your clit.

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9. I want my lips on your neck and your voice in my ear.
10. I’m going to give you the three most intense orgasms of your life tonight.
11. I’m going to rub my dick against your throbbing wet pussy until you’re begging me to come inside you.
12. Don’t bother putting a bra on, because I’m going to rip it right off.
13. I’m bringing handcuffs. All you have to do is decide if you want them on your wrists or mine.
14. Tell your roommate to find another place to sleep tonight, unless she wants to hear you moaning through the walls until 2AM.
15. Your orgasm face is gorgeous. I can’t wait to see it.
16. If you’re not horny now, you will be soon. That’s a promise.
17. Do you want me to pick up a pizza we can eat after I finish eating you out?
18. Tonight, I’m going to be doing the filthiest things to the most beautiful woman in the world.
19. I want to kiss you on the small of your back, on the side of your neck, and on the lips of your pussy.
20. I’m going to use one hand to play with your hair while the other plays with your pussy.
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21. I can’t wait to feel your thighs squeeze my head as you orgasm against my tongue.
22. Don’t even think about doing your hair today, because I’m going to be yanking on it while you suck my cock.
23. I’ve stopped watching porn, because none of those women are half as sexy as you.
24. Guess how many times I masturbated to you this week?
25. I can’t wait until we live together, so I don’t have to drive for an hour to see that hot body.
26. I’m bringing you a bag full of sex toys and a bag full of McDonald’s.
27. I don’t care if I have to go down on you for a full hour, as long as it makes that gorgeous body tremble in ecstasy.
28. I won’t let you ride me tonight, because it’s my turn to do all the work and your turn to do all the orgasming.
29. Just thinking about your smile makes my jeans tight.
30. I want to make soft, sweet love to you. And then I want to fuck you up against the bedroom wall.
31. I’m going to make you orgasm twice before I let myself orgasm once.
32. I can’t wait to see you naked and bent over with my cock up your ass.
33. I bought another box of condoms. We’re going to need them.
34. I put mirrors up in the bedroom, because I want to see every side of your beautiful body.
35. Do you want me to fuck you on the couch, so you can watch your show while you orgasm?
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36. I don’t care what the fuck you’re wearing when I get there. But I know it’s going to make me hard, because you look beautiful in everything.