1. Wish I was waking up with you inside me.
2. I’m super horny this morning.
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3. I woke up before my alarm went off. Just enough time to get off before I have to start getting ready…

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4. I had a nasty dream about you last night.
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5. Wish I could turn your morning wood into something real right about now.
6. Somehow I know I’m going to be daydreaming about your body all day at work.
7. Wish I was waking you up with a blow job right now?

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8. I couldn’t control myself this morning when I woke up thinking about you.
9. About to get in the shower, want to join me?
10. I love waking up naked. If only you were here to enjoy the view.
11. It’s so early, and yet I already wish you were fucking me.
12. I woke up early because I was already excited to jump your bones tonight.
13. Too bad I have to get dressed…
14. I dreamed about how sexy you sound when I make you cum.
15. I wish I could make you cum before work today.
16. I woke up craving you.
17. All night I dreamed about your tongue.
18. Even just dreaming of you makes me wet.
19. I woke up impatient because I already can’t wait to do dirty stuff to you tonight.
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20. My tits felt lonely this morning.
21. Is there room in your bed for me?
22. I woke up with a bunch of dirty ideas about what we should do tonight.
23. Too bad I’m not waking up with your cum inside me.
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24. My bed is lonely without your cock.
25. I woke up wet for you.
26. My nipples seem extra hard this morning.
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27. Here’s a picture of how I woke up. Tell me what you’d do to me.