4 Zodiacs With A Game-Changing Offer Landing On Their Doorstep Soon

15 Guys Reveal The Things That Unexpectedly Got Them Horny

1. I was in my room when I heard someone moaning. I thought someone was having sex in the room next to me and I quickly rubbed one out while listening to it. It wasn’t a couple having sex. It was a squeaky ceiling fan.

– Brett, 24

2. There was this girl that went to my college — she had this really red hair, and this one time, she wore this bright blue dress. I couldn’t take my eyes off her.

– Ian, 29

3. Lola, from Space Jam.

– Dylan, 22


I’m carrying something deep within me, something that feels heavy and haunted, something I’ve tried so desperately to control and manage on my own.

For The Sin You Can’t Talk About


4. My dog licking my hand.

– Josh, 20


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When you randomly come across some money: it feels like the universe is giving you a little gift, a reminder that sometimes, good things just happen out of the blue.

You should check if your zodiac sign is one of them here.


5. There was a news anchor on channel 11 and my god, for some reason, her voice just got me going.

– Sean, 23

6. Crying girls…

– Travis, 26

7. I was in line to get coffee and a really tired-looking woman came in sweatpants. I had to hide my boner with my coat.

– Hank, 28

8. Ears. Who’d have thought.

– Ethan, 26

9. A girl I was sleeping with randomly choked me. I had the most intense orgasm after.

– Rob, 21

10. I get a solid boner listening to Blonde Redhead. I don’t know why.

– James, 27

11. Bus rides. The vibrations fucking get me.

– Dean, 28

12. My girlfriend chewed me out when I broke something of hers. I got turned on like crazy for some reason. It was humiliating.

– Walter, 28

13. When girls miss a button on their shirt.

– Pete, 20

14. The way my professor used to chew on her pencils. I don’t know what’s wrong with me.

– Xavier, 25

15. I saw a video where this woman is doused in milk. It was disgusting, but so…hot.


– Chris, 25

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