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13 New Ways For White Girls To Spell Caitlin

Keightlin.

“Actually, it’s Caitlun, with a ‘u’ at the end,” she said, completely serious and totally unaware that her name was one letter away from being an anagram of ‘lil cunt.’ I sat there staring at her. Here I was, 28 years old, and I was hearing another variant of Caitlin, a name that has been around my entire life yet had somehow escaped formalization. A name that says, “Look at me, I’m incredibly trite but I’m a stickler about the particulars of my banality.”


You would have thought by the time we worked through all the regular iterations starting with K instead of C, the name would have fallen into disfavor, traded out for the much more popular and refreshingly basic MacKenzie, but no, Caitlin and its variants remain. Here’s a quick rundown of some of the more recent Caitlins, all fresh for 2015:


I’m carrying something deep within me, something that feels heavy and haunted, something I’ve tried so desperately to control and manage on my own.

For The Sin You Can’t Talk About


1. Kaitlehn


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2. Keightlin

3. Kaytellenne

4. Chaitlamn

5. Chextmixln

6. Chautlaun

7. Khautloon

8. Kha-Al-Ta-Lan

9. Caaaaaaaatln

10. K8LN

11. K8—

12. |<@73|_3|\|


13. Cuntlyn [tc-mark]

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