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Pawel Czerwinski

100 Euphemisms For Semen

A cheeky catalog of slang, and absurd ways to say — semen.

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  1. Baby Batter
  2. Ball Barf
  3. Bonkjuice
  4. Buttermilk
  5. Choad Nectar
  6. Clam Sauce
  7. Cock Droplets
  8. Cock Snot
  9. Cough Drops
  10. Cuckoo Spit
  11. Crack Wax
  12. Cream
  13. Crud
  14. Cum
  15. Custard
  16. Daddy Sauce
  17. Dongwater
  18. Erectoplasm
  19. Face Cream
  20. Fish Dip
  21. Flour Water
  22. Fructis
  23. Fun Gel
  24. Gentleman’s Relish
  25. Glue
  26. Happy Trails
  27. Hemulsion
  28. High Fructose Porn Syrup
  29. Honey
  30. Hot Milk
  31. Jam
  32. Jamba Juice
  33. Jazz
  34. Jelly
  35. Jizz
  36. Layonnaise
  37. Letch Water
  38. Liquid Silk
  39. Live Cultures
  40. Load
  41. Love Liquor
  42. Male Tears
  43. Man Chowder
  44. Man Foam
  45. Man Period
  46. Man Seed
  47. Monkey Juice
  48. Nobslurry
  49. Nizzle-Drizzle
  50. Nut Butter
  51. Oil of Man
  52. Oil of Ulay
  53. Ointment
  54. Onward Christian Soldiers
  55. Oyster Droppings
  56. Pale Marmalade
  57. Pearl Jam
  58. Penis Colada
  59. Pole Milk
  60. Population Paste
  61. Prick Liquid
  62. Protein Shake
  63. Pube Solvent
  64. Pudding
  65. Rude Glue
  66. Salad Dressing
  67. Satchel Syrup
  68. Schlong Jelly
  69. Scum
  70. Sink Bubbles
  71. Slime
  72. Snake Spray
  73. Soap
  74. Spaff
  75. Spendings
  76. Spew
  77. Splashback
  78. Splooge/Spooge
  79. Spratz
  80. Spume
  81. Spunk
  82. Squiggle
  83. String of Pearls
  84. Tadpoles
  85. Tail Juice
  86. Tallow
  87. Throat Yogurt
  88. Trouser Gravy
  89. Turkey Spit
  90. Wad
  91. Wang Pus
  92. Wank Paste
  93. Weiner Sauce
  94. Wet Paint
  95. White Gold
  96. White Honey
  97. White Light/White Heat
  98. White Ribbon
  99. Willymilk
  100. Wormgob

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